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Oh. Seriously?

And now, some quotes:

  • The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.
  • Sure it's time! When in doubt, do it.
  • It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to get permission.
  • Don’t underestimate the power of simplicity.
  • Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.
  • Bad artists copy. Great artists steal.
  • No matter how far down the wrong road you’ve gone, turn back.
  • Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law. —Douglas Hofstadter
  • A problem is an opportunity in work clothes.
  • We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
  • You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.
  • Patria est ubicumque est bene
  • If you're not paying for it, you're the product
  • Science answers questions; philosophy questions answers
  • When the pupil is ready to learn, a teacher will appear.
  • A bad idea with good presentation is doomed eventually. A good idea with bad presentation is doomed immediately.
  • When given a choice, choose the thing that scares you a little. If it's 100% safe, it is holding you back.
  • I object to doing things that computers can do. — Olin Shivers
  • A man is about as big as the things that make him angry. — Winston Churchill
  • We must take change by the hand or rest assuredly, change will take us by the throat — Winston Churchill, again
  • It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
  • If you did not fight for what you want, don't cry for what you've lost.
  • Act as if it's impossible to fail. – Winston Churchill
  • A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. – Winston Churchill
  • There is nothing wrong with change if it's in the right direction – Winston Churchill
  • If the incentives are wrong, the behavior will be wrong. I guarantee it. – Munger
  • Kindness has no enemy. – proverb
  • The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion – Paulo Coelho
  • The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it – Terry Pratchett
  • Say only what is true, necessary, and caring.
  • Every real ecosystem has parasites – Cory Doctorow
  • When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. When life is bitter, say thank you and grow.
  • The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten
  • Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it – unknown

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Update: 2016-09-05. ZOINX was there. Beta